Cruising the Wire Rack Magazine Holders
So I had a doctor’s appointment the other day. I got my knee checked out. Everything went well, I guess. At least, the medical stuff went okay. MRIs and X-rays are coming up, but nothing serious yet. I had quite the time waiting around, though. Screaming kids, a smelly old guy who kept falling asleep on my shoulder, and the world’s crappiest collection of magazines, ever.
What is it about doctors never updating their magazine collections, anyway? I don’t get it. You own your own private practice, you’re presumably raping the public and the insurance companies with your extravagant prices (I see that Mercedes parked in your spot outside, doc) and yet you can’t keep your magazine collection – perhaps the most crucial part of the doctor’s office, besides the medical care – up to date. You just fill your wire rack magazine holders with the most impossibly outdated, irrelevant fare anyone could ever imagine.
Okay, guys, tell me something. What’s the best part about going to the doctor’s office? What do you look forward to most of all?
No, no, not the turning and coughing.
It’s the magazine section, right? There is nothing better than plopping down in a comfy chair in the waiting room and selecting your choice from a whole slew of random magazines. You never know what you’re going to get, either, which is part of the fun. You could luck out and get the latest issue of “GQ” or “The New Yorker”; you could also fail miserably, which is what happened to me. Of course, I got a “US Weekly” from 2003 (Oooo, Brad and Jen are on the outs!) and a “People” that’s even older. Tom Cruise is forty! Wow… I can’t believe how good he looks for forty! Amazing! Too bad it isn’t the “World’s Sexiest…” issue.
That was my situation. Facing a long tedious wait, I was armed only with bad reading material. “Gun and Rifle”? “Sportsfishing”? What am I, an NRA member?
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